World War II pilot reminiscing joke

[vetwarner]

I only know a couple of decent jokes, and one of them happens to be about a WW2 pilot, so here goes -

A World War II pilot is reminiscing before school children about his days in the air force. (Joke best delivered with a good thick accent)

"In 1942," he says, "the situation was really tough. The Germans had a very strong air force. I remember, " he continues, "one day I was protecting the bombers and suddenly, out of the clouds, these fokkers appeared.

(At this point, several of the children giggle.)

I looked up, and right above me was one of them. I aimed at him and shot him down. They were swarming. I immediately realized that there was another fokker behind me."

At this instant the girls in the auditorium start to giggle and boys start to laugh. The teacher stands up and says, "I think I should point out that 'Fokker' was the name of the German-Dutch aircraft company"

"That's true," says the pilot, "but these fokkers were flying Messerschmidts."

[Ricardo]

That's funny.

I remember David Letterman talking about airplanes, and he said something like "If I was in the market for a plane, I'd like to go home with a Fokker."

Was the Red Baron's plane a Fokker?

[sacback]

That was a tickler for me, The silly humor you come up with when you are bored.

[Jim]

With these jokes you know what the punch line is going to be, but they still make you laugh ..

[princee18]

nice one...

Q. How do you know your date with the fighter pilot is half over?
A. He says "but enough about me - wanna hear about my plane?"




Q: How do you know if there is a fighter pilot at your party?
A: He'll tell you.




Q: What's the difference between God and fighter pilots?
A: God doesn't think he's a fighter pilot.




Q: What's the difference between a fighter pilot and a jet engine?
A: A jet engine stops whining when the plane shuts down.