Shot Down Pilot Joke

[trixxie]

Originally Posted by Cpl Smyth

A pilot is shot down over Germany by 'the boogy man'. Upon landing in a forest, he breaks his leg. The Germans pick him up and take him to a POW hospital. They say they have to amputate. Before they begin their work, the pilot looks up and stops them.
"After you cut off my leg will you have one of your pilots drop it over my base in England?" the pilot says. The Germans amputate and drop the leg over his base in England. the next week the Germans have to cut off his other leg. Again the pilot asks them to drop over his base in England and the Germans do it.
The next week the Germans have to amputate an arm. Again the pilot asks them to drop it over his base in England. This time the German doctors' reply is different.
"Nein," the doctor says, "this we can't do anymore."
"Why not?" asks the pilot.
"We think you are trying to escape!"

How funny! I was looking for a good chuckle and this one did it for me. I will have to share this with my hubby.

[hummingbird42256]

Originally Posted by Cpl Smyth

A pilot is shot down over Germany by 'the boogy man'. Upon landing in a forest, he breaks his leg. The Germans pick him up and take him to a POW hospital. They say they have to amputate. Before they begin their work, the pilot looks up and stops them.
"After you cut off my leg will you have one of your pilots drop it over my base in England?" the pilot says. The Germans amputate and drop the leg over his base in England. the next week the Germans have to cut off his other leg. Again the pilot asks them to drop over his base in England and the Germans do it.
The next week the Germans have to amputate an arm. Again the pilot asks them to drop it over his base in England. This time the German doctors' reply is different.
"Nein," the doctor says, "this we can't do anymore."
"Why not?" asks the pilot.
"We think you are trying to escape!"

AuH! That is a great joke,makes me laugh. I suppose jokes like this kept the guys in world war II in good spirits. Makes me want to cry to think my dad suffered through such hard times. Then to die of cancer also. keep the jokes coming guys!I really enjpoy reading them

[sacback]

Ok I think that joke was a bit off but I guess it was worth a chuckle or two.

[jjaelovesenglish]

That was a good one, if my FIL was still around I would have to relay it to him as he was a pilot at that time but never flew over Germany.

[princee18]

Originally Posted by Cpl Smyth

A pilot is shot down over Germany by 'the boogy man'. Upon landing in a forest, he breaks his leg. The Germans pick him up and take him to a POW hospital. They say they have to amputate. Before they begin their work, the pilot looks up and stops them.
"After you cut off my leg will you have one of your pilots drop it over my base in England?" the pilot says. The Germans amputate and drop the leg over his base in England. the next week the Germans have to cut off his other leg. Again the pilot asks them to drop over his base in England and the Germans do it.
The next week the Germans have to amputate an arm. Again the pilot asks them to drop it over his base in England. This time the German doctors' reply is different.
"Nein," the doctor says, "this we can't do anymore."
"Why not?" asks the pilot.
"We think you are trying to escape!"

good joke, i have heard it earlier but it again made me laugh. One of the healthy jokes i have ever heard about world war 2. cheers.....

[molly00000]

Pilot: "Pilot to tower. I am 300 miles from land, 600 feet over water and running out of fuel. Please instruct!"

Tower: "Tower to pilot. Tower to pilot. Repeat after me, 'Our Father, who art in heaven...'"